The Deluge of WIP
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isaacsapphireThe WIP meme: post a single sentence from each WIP you have (or as many as you want to pick). No context, no explanations.
1. Obviously, if they weren’t to bring the building down around their three sets of ears, someone was going to have to keep Red and Shorty away from each other’s throats.
2. Tidus looked offended. "Even when I sleep with my servant I make sure she enjoys it."
3. In a culture where addressing someone slightly too familiarly is a serious insult, Ban’s bluntness, lack of tact, and occasional outright nastiness made it no surprise that basically everyone who had ever known him for any length of time had spent at least some of that time wanting (and often trying) to kill him.
4. The bonds snapped tight for a moment, pulling him spread-eagle on the bed, then relaxed, giving him more play than the observers realized.
5. Blue felt like “me” but red felt comforting and familiar in a different sort of way, so he wore both.
6. Perhaps because of the suspense, Vergil flinched when a smacking noise resounded from behind him, despite the fact that it did not accompany even a touch, let alone pain.
7. Some months it wasn’t so much of a problem; either it didn’t hurt badly enough to slow her down or there wasn’t a job so she could curl up in pain and not be bothered.
8. In retrospect, it wasn’t really surprising that Lady almost attacked Trish when she first saw her.
9. When they got an inkling of what he was, women either threw themselves at him or ran away screaming, sometimes even literally.
10. By now, Nero was starting to get a little worried about his friend, so he decided to put off killing the cat until after he’d found Dante.
11. He was going to throw himself to the twins because he didn’t have anything else, didn’t have any weaker demons and wouldn’t sacrifice humans to slake his sons’ lust.
12. I mean, you hardly know the biology of it, you don’t know about strippers or S&M or autoerotic asphyxiation or gays or anything!
13. Waking me up at three thirty in the morning just to taunt me, after I’ve not only taken you into my house and fed you, but after I rescued you from fucking HELL is not funny!
14. He’d been looking forward to having someone else to play with (and blame things on) and was disappointed to discover that his new brother was about the size of a loaf of bread and couldn’t play hide and seek with him.
15. He once stumbled into classic car week in this little town in Connecticut, but aside from that he doesn’t know if he’s ever had an experience like this.
16. Turns out that the town he’d picked was a lot smaller than he’d though and there wasn’t a single unguarded human female in the county, but he didn’t find that out until he was drunk and had been punched by several angry boyfriends, husbands, and brothers.
17. He’d also ended up attending three separate squid dissections.
18. “Yes, Winchester. Don’t worry about it, most people exhibit at least a few signs.”
19. It’s a bit big to be taking dry, but Sam’s last iota of self-preservation instinct died when he started jerking off.
20. Having a good looking man-whore for a brother led to a lot of unintentional cock-blocking; it was just life.
21. If Sam didn’t know the man, he might think his father was afraid, which is ridiculous; mommy monsters tell their baby monsters to be bad or John Winchester will get them.
22. Dean, on the other hand, feels like he’s been shoved in a dark dusty corner like an abandon toy.
23. But there were no more crossroads demons and Dean wasn’t even sure if there was a Hell anymore or that he wasn’t already in the new one.
24. He’d just tried to hustle either a complete lunatic or a demon.
25. She’ll be there for your family as long as you need her and treat her well.
26. Sam had resented the bow hunting lessons, but even he had to admit that out-shooting everyone including the instructor was kinda sweet.
27. Sure, they laugh when they first see the Super Soaker, but they aren’t laughing after they get hit.
Aaaand that just the fanfiction, some of which will probably never be completed.
1. Obviously, if they weren’t to bring the building down around their three sets of ears, someone was going to have to keep Red and Shorty away from each other’s throats.
2. Tidus looked offended. "Even when I sleep with my servant I make sure she enjoys it."
3. In a culture where addressing someone slightly too familiarly is a serious insult, Ban’s bluntness, lack of tact, and occasional outright nastiness made it no surprise that basically everyone who had ever known him for any length of time had spent at least some of that time wanting (and often trying) to kill him.
4. The bonds snapped tight for a moment, pulling him spread-eagle on the bed, then relaxed, giving him more play than the observers realized.
5. Blue felt like “me” but red felt comforting and familiar in a different sort of way, so he wore both.
6. Perhaps because of the suspense, Vergil flinched when a smacking noise resounded from behind him, despite the fact that it did not accompany even a touch, let alone pain.
7. Some months it wasn’t so much of a problem; either it didn’t hurt badly enough to slow her down or there wasn’t a job so she could curl up in pain and not be bothered.
8. In retrospect, it wasn’t really surprising that Lady almost attacked Trish when she first saw her.
9. When they got an inkling of what he was, women either threw themselves at him or ran away screaming, sometimes even literally.
10. By now, Nero was starting to get a little worried about his friend, so he decided to put off killing the cat until after he’d found Dante.
11. He was going to throw himself to the twins because he didn’t have anything else, didn’t have any weaker demons and wouldn’t sacrifice humans to slake his sons’ lust.
12. I mean, you hardly know the biology of it, you don’t know about strippers or S&M or autoerotic asphyxiation or gays or anything!
13. Waking me up at three thirty in the morning just to taunt me, after I’ve not only taken you into my house and fed you, but after I rescued you from fucking HELL is not funny!
14. He’d been looking forward to having someone else to play with (and blame things on) and was disappointed to discover that his new brother was about the size of a loaf of bread and couldn’t play hide and seek with him.
15. He once stumbled into classic car week in this little town in Connecticut, but aside from that he doesn’t know if he’s ever had an experience like this.
16. Turns out that the town he’d picked was a lot smaller than he’d though and there wasn’t a single unguarded human female in the county, but he didn’t find that out until he was drunk and had been punched by several angry boyfriends, husbands, and brothers.
17. He’d also ended up attending three separate squid dissections.
18. “Yes, Winchester. Don’t worry about it, most people exhibit at least a few signs.”
19. It’s a bit big to be taking dry, but Sam’s last iota of self-preservation instinct died when he started jerking off.
20. Having a good looking man-whore for a brother led to a lot of unintentional cock-blocking; it was just life.
21. If Sam didn’t know the man, he might think his father was afraid, which is ridiculous; mommy monsters tell their baby monsters to be bad or John Winchester will get them.
22. Dean, on the other hand, feels like he’s been shoved in a dark dusty corner like an abandon toy.
23. But there were no more crossroads demons and Dean wasn’t even sure if there was a Hell anymore or that he wasn’t already in the new one.
24. He’d just tried to hustle either a complete lunatic or a demon.
25. She’ll be there for your family as long as you need her and treat her well.
26. Sam had resented the bow hunting lessons, but even he had to admit that out-shooting everyone including the instructor was kinda sweet.
27. Sure, they laugh when they first see the Super Soaker, but they aren’t laughing after they get hit.
Aaaand that just the fanfiction, some of which will probably never be completed.
