ilikecrystals asked me to try writing full out, no holds barred, internal censor turned off and this is what happened instead of the expected mind-bogglingly dirty smut. My brain is weird. This was supposed to be a cutsy-poo future-fic about fireside tales. It kind of spun out of control and I killed God by accident. I’m so going to Hell, not even Special Hell, just plain Hell for this.
( Step into my Parlor... )